I used to hate wearing flip-flops when I was a kid because they gave me blisters between my toes. Then my toes got older, wiser, and tougher. Now I wear nothing else on my feet in the summer.
I have a calcification on my right wrist. It's kinda cool/ugly.
My first name is James but I go by my middle name, Samuel.
I have no living biological grandparents.
I used to wear thick silver hoop earrings when I was in my early twenties. One time, my dad was giving me a bad time about them (as per usual), saying "one of these days I'm gonna hook up some reigns to your ears and make you pull the old cart to market", or something to that effect. I took that as the perfect opportunity to show him my new tongue piercing. That shut him up.
My first job was at KFC. Now, I wonder if I would be a lawyer or insurance executive if my first job was in a corporate mail room. Thank God for fried chicken.
I like, nae, I love bacon.
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