1. Activism junkies are unattractive.
2. So are luddites.
3. Don't buy advocacy from those crunchy-liberal-chic youngsters accosting you while walking down your local "cute" district. (They are likely being paid by a for profit company to sell you charitable giving. Just sayin')
4. Love is grand. So are some pianos, a canyon in the American southwest, and a thousand dollars.
5. You may think you are hip and uniquely stylish. Give me an afternoon and I can find a hundred people who your parents and friends would mistake for you. Again, just sayin'.
6. Who was the first person to stretch out their knit stocking cap and where it on the back of their head? I have a question for you. Why?
7. Expectations can ruin your day if you don't abandon them at the first hint of being unfulfilled.
8. Jeez. . .I really need to lighten up.
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